The Lady, The Duke, and Kane Alexander

So once upon a time, there were three friends, The Lady, The Duke, and Kane. They were thick as thieves. Their friendship survived a lot, and while Kane and The Duke's friendship was never weak, it was strengthened when The Lady was sent away to the far away land of Afghanistan. After a very long year, the Lady was freed and returned home to her two best friends. The trio rejoiced and celebrated for two months straight, yet, something was different. Though the Lady was very generous and eager to spend time with the Duke and Kane her attention was always split between her two friends, and her new love, Prince(ss) Charming. The Duke and Kane often felt left out because The Lady was always on the phone with Prince(ss) Charming, who hadn't yet been released form the land of Afghanistan.
As time went on, The Lady, The Duke, and Kane slowly stopped celebrating as much, The Duke moved to the distant land of Indiana, and the Lady retreated to the phone calls of Prince(ss) Charming. The trio were still close, yet things were slowly changing. Eventually, they barely saw each other. Then one day The Duke moved back home, and things seemed bright. As the Lady noticed, Kane and the The Duke shared a secret bond, they both along with Wildstyle (the Dukes play brother) began to have Cudi sessions more and more. Once it was discussed whether Kane, The Duke's and Wildstyles, Cudi consumption was causing a rift between the three friends, but the Lady said "no."
All of a sudden, the Lady seemed withdrawn, and unreachable. And sadly, the trio became The Duke, Wildstyle and Kane, no Lady to be found. Weeks passed and Kane and the Duke hadn't seen their friend. Before anyone knew it, Prince(ss) Charming had returned home just as the trio were reuniting. Just like that, the Lady became withdrawn and unresponsive yet again.
So, now The Lady, The Duke, and Kane are not as they once were, and if they are to survive they must discuss this issue.

Moral: Duke and I are on the rocks with Lady. Im hoping that Lady's girlfriend doesn't end up playing Yoko to our happy family, but there are already instances of Lady choosing Princess Charming over us. So hopefully this talk will repair the rifts.

Fin.