He's Not THAT Into You: How to get Kane Alexander

Well, with Valentines day two weeks away, I'm feeling all retrospective of past relationships, and things that was done that completely turned me OFF. So, I decided I'll let y'all know what to do to possibly get me...lol

Less is more.
I don't need you to constantly tell me how: hot, sexy, cute, attractive, fine, or any other words you wanna use to compliment me. I find myself wary of those who feel the need to CONTINUOUSLY compliment me. A compliment here and there is just fine. I like actions, not words. Which brings me to my second point...

Dude, we just met.
If we met on Friday, and by Monday you're calling me baby...it scares the shit out of me. If we are in the early stages of getting to know each other, calling me by my name is just fine. How in the hell can I be your "baby" if you don't even know my middle name? The "too much, too soon" is kind of a deal breaker for me. I don't like uber clingy.

I don't work in a daycare or a zoo.
"I just ain't found a nigga who can handle me." If you have found yourself saying this often, I implore you, keep it moving. I feel that the only things in the world that needs "handling" are babies, and animals. Usually, the dudes that need handlers are uber bitchy, prone to having bad attitudes, and generally crazy. That type of shit may turn some people on, but not this guy.

Bro's before Hoes.
Now, first off, I don't mean "Hoe" in a disrespectful way. But just to get my point across. My friends are my family. We ride together, and if you don't like them, well...either you deal or keep it moving. I try my best to keep my lovers and friends at the same level, we will kick it as whole often. I like for my friends to know my guy and vice versa to avoid the whole "Your spending too much time" arguments from either side. I'll never force my guy to "like" my friends, but respect is a must.

The Bey effect.
I love Beyonce. Point blank. And yes, I will look at you strangely if you profess early on that you don't. In my book, that's on the same level as being crazy. Its best to keep it to yourself until I'm too far in to judge you. LOL. (But I'm SO serious.)

This is a relationship, not High School.
So, Im not one for tests. Don't resort to trying to set me up just to see my reaction or to get an answer. I'll let you know a secret, I'll be pissed. And, you'll be single. I don't like games.

Speak your mind.
If you have something to say, say it. I may come off as a bit bullheaded at times, but in relationships, I'm very compromising. If you have a complaint or a concern, by all means, voice it. I'm not a mind reader. I'm very empathic, I can tell when something is bothering you, even if I don't say it. So just be honest.

We need to talk.
If you ever wanna see me freak the fuck out, utter those words. I hate them. Bad things generally follow, so if we actually need to talk, its best to not use those particular words in that particular order.

$!@&^#, @*(+#))@*(#)(, *@7#^^@%.
Please do not get offended easily. I have the mouth of a fucking sailor. I curse a lot. I enjoy cursing. I do it daily. If you can't handle rated r language, then I'm definitely not the man you're looking for.

Party, Party, Party, Let's all get wasted.
There will be times that I will be going out clubbing with either my brothers or my crew. Don't expect an invite all the time. I'll never go out without letting you know, but its not always gonna an invite accompanying the informing. And if I let you know where I'm going, never mistake it as me asking permission. This one guy I was dating preferred that I didn't go to this particular party, and for reasons that had NOTHING to do with me. That was the beginning of the end. Also, if we happen to end up in the same club/party cake mode is not always necessary, dance, have a good time, just be mindful, and know boundaries, and we'll be cool.

Lights, Camera, ACTION!
I probably should've made this one of the first ones. The quickest way to get to me is to keep me entertained. I'm a Libra, I like good conversation, and witty individuals. My brother likes to call it, being "mindfucked". If you can't make me laugh, I can get pass that, but if you are about as much fun to talk to as a window, then we have a problem.

Don't fly me away, don't need to buy a diamond key to unlock my heart.
I don't need, nor want your money. Gifts are nice, in moderation. I was raised that anything I need, I can get it myself. I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T.

So, thats all for now people...FIN.